sensuel:

take me back

raquelsosaprive:

Practical life advice.

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

(via flyandneverfall)


gorbachevs-birthmark:

THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via gnarly)



punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

(Source: ifeeltheglow, via sadboob)


lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via teenv-ogue)